and if you’re not…
1. You don’t care about animals feelings?
2. Are you a control freak or fascist?
3. Why don’t you care about the environment?
4. You might as well torture, kill, and eat the family pet…
5. Not health conscientious, eh?
6. I guess not.
7. You’re more interested in instant gratification, I see.
8. So much more interested, that you don’t care about your longevity. To you, taking six minutes to eat a “delicious” ham sandwich is more valuable than a long, satisfying life. Weird.
9. When you have heart disease, will this even be important?
10. If you don’t care about the animal holocaust, why would I expect you to care about global starvation?
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